Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily