It burns too easily
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
We both get laid by hand.
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
I Apollogize".
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
Because Frost bites.
