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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.