Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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Frost bite!

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily