Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

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What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.