Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!