Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!