What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Smacaroni

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!