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What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.