What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

Mozzarella-ella-ella

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Smacaroni

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...