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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

Pasta La Vista Jokes More Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!