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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)