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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

House Jokes More House Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.