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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Who's there! Bing! Bing who?

Bing down the house!

Stack Jokes More Stack Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

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