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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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