Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)