Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
He wanted to feed the mouse.
Because they're the ideal gas.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Anything you want, He can't hear you!
You're hired" "Not guilty"
There was a fork in the road.
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
They've both had a downy inside em.
You keep hearing about em but you never see em
