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Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!