Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!