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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!