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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!