Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!