Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh