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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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She was wearing mittens.

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Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh