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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.