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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!