You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!
The collie wobbles!
Paint it, black!
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
Squash*
Zucchini
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Sink-o de Mayo
Cheese was.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
No one likes the black ones
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
Untrustable
