Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Google Maps Jokes More Google Maps Jokes

How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Flint Jokes More Flint Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

Wobble Jokes More Wobble Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men