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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

Michigan Jokes More Michigan Jokes

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan?

Inter-mitten.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Yellow One Jokes More Yellow One Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.