Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Google Maps Jokes More Google Maps Jokes

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Tarantula Jokes More Tarantula Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches