You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!
The collie wobbles!
It said "twist to open"
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Because they couldn't get a gig.
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.
His shirts get all winkly.
It grows a Moostache.
As far away as possible. shameful
A bear faced lyre!
Mountin' time
Poll tree!
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Replace the nails with screws.
Pb & J.
PbR