How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue