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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

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Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

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What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes