How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why don't I have a record deal?

Then I take them out and I know why.

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach