Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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High Seas Dead People

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What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.