Fancy Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Sweet Potato Jokes More Sweet Potato Jokes

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

What do you call a really nice retard?

A sweet potato

Katie Holmes Jokes More Katie Holmes Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.