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Fancy Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

Sweet Potato Jokes More Sweet Potato Jokes

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.