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Fancy Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.