Cruise Jokes

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

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Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Airline Jokes More Airline Jokes

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Katie Holmes Jokes More Katie Holmes Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!