Cruise Jokes

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

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Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Airline Jokes More Airline Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have white hands?

Because everyone has a little good in them

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.