Bra Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

How do you say "bra" in German?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

How do you say bra in German?

Dashud sthapem from flappen

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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B Shell Jokes More B Shell Jokes

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

26 Jokes More 26 Jokes

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

Tom Cruise Jokes More Tom Cruise Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Granny Jokes More Granny Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

Toupee Jokes More Toupee Jokes

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.