Bra Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

How do you say "bra" in German?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Math Lesson Jokes More Math Lesson Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!