22+ Funny Zebra Jokes - Curious Supply

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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