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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.