What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.