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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.