What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.