What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.