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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

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Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.