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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive