What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.