What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

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Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta