What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer