What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

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What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*