What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?