What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?