Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
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Tweets.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Because he couldn't commit.
They were too GUI.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Because his daddy was a mummy