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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Dec25 Jokes More Dec25 Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Oct31 Dec25 Jokes More Oct31 Dec25 Jokes

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because Oct31 = Dec25