Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.