Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.