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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.