Because his daddy was a mummy
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
The Senile River
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.