Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.