Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Previous Random Joke Next
Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Egyptian Kid Jokes More Egyptian Kid Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy