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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile