Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile