Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.