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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.