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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What do you call a rare Egyptian King?

King Nottocommon

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Egyptian Kid Jokes More Egyptian Kid Jokes

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.