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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy