Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.