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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

What do you call a rare Egyptian King?

King Nottocommon

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.