Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy