Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.