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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh