Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.