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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon