How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common