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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...