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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy