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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.