How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile