How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.