How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.