How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

Let's meet up in the corner.

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy