Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy