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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry?

Server Not Found.

Which Movie Character Are You?

Quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

Repost