Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"