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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo