Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas"...

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.