Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo