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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3