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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.