Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.