Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.