Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.