Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na