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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken