Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.