What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.