Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.