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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Wiz Khalifa Jokes More Wiz Khalifa Jokes

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

Plaque Jokes More Plaque Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.