Bare Grylls
A brick.
You get Halo-tosis.
Tooth hurty
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Flossless compression!
He didn't understand Flossophy!
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
The gearbox in the wife's car...
Tooth hurty.
A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
Because it hides their teeth.
The meth head still has teeth.
One tooth
Nothing. He just grit his teeth.
My zipper!
A full set of teeth.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
A full set of teeth
Your teeth!
He was already taking out a tooth
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
An endentured servant
Because it goes right out of your head.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
Toothpaste.
Dental floss!
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
They grit their tooth at you.
Your teeth.
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
Because your teeth are the same colour as it.
A comb or a saw.
Gummi bears.)
Losing teeth.
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Buck teeth!
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Fill me in when you get back
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Fill 'er up!
Hard cheese.
Thar's gold in them thar fills.
Gladiator
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Too much quack.
Gladiator.
Brushing your teeth!
2:30 (Tooth hurty!)
He dented his tooth
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
Teeth in the cavity.
He didn't have a Gar
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
D K
A river.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
A bit long in the tooth
Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
To prevent tooth DK.
Nice tooth.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
A gummy bear!
A Brick.
To prevent bat breath!
Brucism
Because they croak a lot!
Math-you.
It was a bad habit.
He snooker in!
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Because their schedules are so flexible.
I like little Asian kids
A Mellow Yellow
The Tooth Fairy!
The Tooth Fairy.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
When they run out of patients.
The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
