What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.