What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What's a dentist's favorite time?

Tooth hurty

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator