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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.