What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.