What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.