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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.