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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.