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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips