What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips