What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it