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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you put a baby into a small bowl?

Put it in the blender first How do you get it out Tortilla chips