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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What goes?

Green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?

Shredded Tweet!

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

100 Baby Jokes More 100 Baby Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.