How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.