How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad