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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.