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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..