What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..