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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!