What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off