April Sale - 20% Off

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Previous Random Joke Next

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.