What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

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Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.