What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack