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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!