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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack