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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk