What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk