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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk