What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk