Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.