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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.