Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.