March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.