Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.