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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.