What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible