What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible