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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y