What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.