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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

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What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y