How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.