How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.