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How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.