How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!