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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage