What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.