What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.