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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.