What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage