Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!