Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.