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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.