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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.