Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker