Drill Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker