What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)