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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.