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Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.