Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.