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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.