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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight?

Mariah Carey's mouth.

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.