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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.