What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.