What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.