Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."