Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say?

I wub you

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!