Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)