Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus