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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why are setups to jokes so important?

Because seven ate nine.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.