What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.