Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
They both got their fur low.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!
Because Happy Hour ended.
An udder failure.
Your grandma's Jaws
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
Because I've "reddit" before
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Anchor.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
A concert that costs 45 cents.
He had no body to go with.
Storming a castle.
The clam before the storm!
Their sausages are the wurst.
Two cents
