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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents