Because the P is silent
I want my Nickleback....
A concert that costs 45 cents.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
No atmosphere
Because he tryptophan.
Because the C-section is always messy.
50 cent with Nickelback
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
He had no body to go with.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Free Shots
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
Two cents
When it's down to it's last quarter.
Buzz.....
A Micromanager.
A flap in the face.
Lame.
The punchline is too long.
A parking lot.
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Levon.
Elton John in a coma.
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
A battery has a positive side.