Because the P is silent
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I want my Nickleback....
OCDC
A concert that costs 45 cents.
A Standing Blow-vation.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
Shot.
No atmosphere
Because he tryptophan.
Because the C-section is always messy.
50 cent with Nickelback
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He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
He had no body to go with.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Free Shots
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
It didn't have any pickups
The both leave your crotch on fire
Because Germans like to march in the shade.
Charlie has been neutralised
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!
He thought they were a delivery service
THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
Danke
With a can't c-section.
There's not enough womb!
