Concert Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

Trace Jokes More Trace Jokes

Chad Kroeger Jokes More Chad Kroeger Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections