Because the P is silent
I want my Nickleback....
OCDC
A concert that costs 45 cents.
A Standing Blow-vation.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
No atmosphere
Because he tryptophan.
Because the C-section is always messy.
50 cent with Nickelback
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
He had no body to go with.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Free Shots
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
You skip across the flat ones.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Moshing the dishes
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Kick boxing
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
Go to a john mayer concert!
Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
She was feelin' the Bern!
No one knows, it's never been done.
Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
