Because the P is silent
I want my Nickleback....
OCDC
A concert that costs 45 cents.
A Standing Blow-vation.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
No atmosphere
Because he tryptophan.
Because the C-section is always messy.
50 cent with Nickelback
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
He had no body to go with.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Free Shots
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
Deterrent.
I forgot to wet the soap.
Canada Dry.
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
When it turns into a parking lot.
A parking lot.
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
Gynecolleges.
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
You're sure to get a little head
They were looking in Oldowan places
His hand caught fire.
Punjabi-ng.
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
Because they are usually done after one or two shots.
You have a shot with a pool table.
