Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Obgyn Jokes More Obgyn Jokes

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!