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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

Obgyn Jokes More Obgyn Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!