Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

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Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.