Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

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Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!