Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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There's not enough womb!

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With a can't c-section.

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Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

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Tuskanini.