Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.